Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Count Up
GIVE ME AN 'A'!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Pissed Off
I'm a patient woman. I think I've endured a good many delays, set-backs, and disappointments through this all with relatively good spirits. But, the fuse is just about to hit the powder keg, and it ain't going to be pretty.
Stay tuned....I'll let you know what I find out.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Some thoughts on my drive
There is something surreal and incredibly beautiful about watching the sun rise directly ahead of you as the full moon sets behind you.
Angela, the five year old, was better to ride with than her three month pregnant mother. SIGH.
After the novelty of the first toll booth wears off….tolls suck. And the Illinois state motto should be the “Land of the Toll Booth.”
Pennsylvania is HUGE. But, extremely beautiful. Especially after leaving NYC. Wisconsin is ALSO huge. Driving straight through them seems like an eternity.
I seriously drove through a cloud in Pennsylvania. No, not fog. I swear to you it was a CLOUD. I gotta find my photo I tried to take while driving…but, it was so cool. And, everyone else in the car was asleep at the time. I was the only one who saw it. Somehow, that made it even more special.
New Jersey has corn fields to get lost in. But, driving the local areas are really fun. And trying to go by the GPS, who is telling you to turn right down some one lane horse trail to get back on the main highway, can drive you into fits of laughter. Especially, when you’re very low on sleep. But, it was a heckuva good laugh!!! I’d really love to go back to Pennsylvania/New Jersey and explore a bit more. Very very pretty.
Staying up for 40 hours, and driving straight for 24 of those hours, can drive a person insane. Ask my husband. Seriously, I asked him for a divorce, all because he lost the drain plug to our bathtub and the ONLY thing in the world I wanted at that point was a hot bubble bath. He told me to sleep on the divorce idea. Smart man. God, I love him. Oh, and he bought me TWO more tub plugs. Did I mention how much I love him???
Friday, August 22, 2008
I'm Back!
No acknowledgement on the I 600 yet. A friend of mine just got hers, though..and we sent ours about the same time. So maybe mine is coming soon? I DID get our baby's documents in the mail while I was gone. It's so touching to read about her first days on this Earth.
But, for now....I'm home! There's nothing quite like it. :) Much more to come......
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Spam
But, alas, no acknowledgement. However, I can enlarge my penis, by medications for my pets OR myself, I can lose 300 pounds in 30 days, augment my bosom (whoa, wouldn't THAT be fightening...), increase my sexual stamina, become a nurse online, get affordable health care through a company in Timbuktu, whiten my smile until I can land planes on the runway with it, get rid of wrinkles - ANYWHERE, learn Oprah's favorite books-movies-or canned fruit, decide which political candidate has REALLY had an affair, buy land in Costa Rica, buy a bridge in Brooklyn, earn a P.h.D in ANYTHING, have my taxes re-checked, learn the secrets to making $12,000 in a week stuffing envelopes at home, and refinance the mansion I'll buy with my earnings.
So, here's my thought for the night. If we can get this huge wealth of knowledge, just from our SPAM folders, why leave the house ever again?? I mean, really....with just clicking my way through a few bazillion spam messages and pop-ups, I can now have a huge schlong (I'm not REALLY sure how, but I keep getting told, "Michelle, enlarge your penis today), I can increase my D cups into Heaven only knows, earn a killing licking envelopes, and use my online health insurance to cover the cost of the subsequent papercut on my tongue. In the words of that Russian comedian whose name is escaping me, "What a country!"
Well, I'm off now to buy some land in Costa Rica and see if I can't get the Brooklyn Bridge I just bought to span across. I'll make sure to let you guys know how that turns out. Or if I get an acknowledgement. Whichever comes first.

